Salma Hayek brings out her gorgeous rack for a family film

Here are Salma Hayek and beautiful breasts trying to save the day at the premiere of The Grown-Ups last night. I like the dress, and I know she going for a more “cute” look than a sexy one. Those boobs, though. They can turn the most innocent of clothing into something that seems like provocative lingerie. My other big complaint about my own big boobs is that I could never wear something like what Salma’s wearing without it looking really trashy, like I was an ethnic Pamela Anderson. Still, whatever, I wish I looked as good as Salma, and I think it’s funny that this is her version of “toned down”.

As for the film, it’s already getting horrendous reviews. HuffPo’s review (here) called it “a flimsy piece of garbage.” Review after review mention it’s immaturity and cruelty, the laziness of the script, the direction and the acting. Of course, most point out that it will probably be a hit too – it is, after all, helmed by Adam Sandler and it it allegedly family-friendly. Oh, and Salma plays Sandler’s wife! Right. Ha. Ugh. I won’t be seeing it.

Here are some more photos from the premiere. I like Maria Bello’s dress, and I think she looks very pretty, but it’s got to be hard to compete with Salma’s boobs. Also, I’m embarrassed for Chris Rock. I don’t know why him out of all of these guys, but there it is. He deserves to be in a better film.